So…back in August I shared with you an Android app I had found called Pooplog. I had a good laugh when I came across that one but now I’ve found another app that takes the cake.
It’s called “the Predicktor”
What’s the Predicktor do? It predicts…well, penis size. Heh. Supposedly based on butt size among other things. Here’s a shot from one of the screens.
I guess there’s just not much more to say about this. Oh yeah, watch the damned video.
Here’s a press release from the company:
Doctor-Led Company Unveils The Predicktor, a Mobile App That Predicts Penis Size
Ultimate conversation starter answers the question: “What’s in the package?”
TORONTO, Feb. 6, 2013 /PRNewswire/ - The Doctor Says Inc. today introducedThe Predicktor, a fun and factual mobile app that predicts penis size using personal stats like height and finger length.
How do you stack up to your friends? Is that a cell phone in your date’s pocket? The Predicktor (www.thepredicktor.com) has the answers.
The app’s calculator uses only physical attributes proven by scientific research to be associated with penis length and discards all others, like race.
“The Predicktor is an entertaining antidote to the widespread insecurity, anxiety and dissatisfaction among men over their penis size,” says Dr. Christopher Culligan , a family physician and CEO of mobile health app developer The Doctor Says.
The new app takes a prickly subject into the open, busts a few myths, and adds a few laughs on the way. To get the conversation going, it offers instant access to the facts. For example:
- There is no scientific evidence to support a connection between race and penis size.
- Porn stars are statistical outliers, not the norm; men are more likely to be over 6’3″ than to have a penis longer than 7.5 inches.
- Gay men’s penises are longer and wider on average than straight men’s, according to a Kinsey Institute study.
The Predicktor is available immediately for Android smartphones viawww.thedoctorsays.com. A Blackberry version will be available later this week.