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  1. 99% Tagline

    December 13, 2011 by Richard

    In the wake of all the bullshit surrounding the OWS and the 99%ers I realized on my last bi-yearly visit that my tagline was misleading and felt the need to share a little bit about what it is and why it has nothing to do with the protesters.

    While I may be part of that 99% in fact AND I believe that some of the stuff being protested is a good thing I am not a supporter. Just as the Tea Party has moved away from it’s grass roots and way off into right wing lunacy so the OWS has done the same thing just in the opposite direction. I would hate to be identified with either fucking group.

    Anyway, politics aside the tagline at the top of the blog has nothing whatsoever to do with them.

    Once up0n a time there was a blogger named Rob Smith (Acidman). I was an avid reader at his site and while I had been running my original site (Shadowscope, now just an aggregator <sp?> for all my sites) for five years prior to that he was one of the people that I looked up to in blogging. Once I saw what that whole blogging thing was about (sometime in 2003) I moved away from manually updating a web page on a daily basis to something a little closer to what it is now.

    Getting to the point….

    In 2005 Rob posted this little gem,

    A lot of blogs are personal journals and about 99% of them are pure bullshit. But some can remain personal and still be entertaining.

    Fucking perfect and that is the 99% I consider myself a part of.


  2. Hell Hath Frozen Over

    December 10, 2011 by Richard

    So I put my first blog post at the crime site since the middle of April this morning. Thus far it hasn’t been greeted with any fanfare lol. Don’t know really why I haven’t done much blogging over there over the last few months but it just didn’t feel right. Hell, longer than a few months actually. I haven’t really done very much over there since my dad passed away in 2010. The only reason it stayed updated at all for quite a while was due to the help of a couple of online friends.

    Don’t know if I plan on keeping it updated at this point. I just happened to run across a story and wanted to share it. Proof’s in the pudding I suppose.

    Anyway, just wanted to post a quick note this morning. Have to get ready for work and head out. Hope you folks have a lovely weekend.


  3. Thursday Thongs

    December 9, 2011 by Richard

    Yeah, I know it’s not Thursday anymore but thought I would share a link. Of course I have been doing Thursday thongs for quite a long time now but I guess I’m not the only one. Jessi June (a serious hottie herself) has started a G+ account specifically tailored to my favorite Thursday pastime.

    Hmmm…maybe I should move Tramp Stamp Tuesday over there lol. Considering how little I’ve been posting the last year that’s probably not the brightest idea.

    Check it out here.


  4. Live Blogmeet in Tennessee

    October 29, 2011 by Richard

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  5. Three Weeks

    October 7, 2011 by Richard

    So I managed to get the day off work; at least most of it. Unfortunately I still have to stay in touch as one of my three managers is on vacation. That means that if there are any staffing issues I’ll have to take care of them.

    They’ve moved me into new stores again. I’ve now got the same three stores that I had four years ago. That would be a good thing if shitty management hadn’t really hurt the sales. In the long run it means that my sales bonuses are pretty much guaranteed for a year or two as I pull folks back in but in the meantime it means I’ve taken about a 60% pay cut which fucking hurts considering I owe the IRS about $15k before late fees and penalties. Not a happy camper about that but just something to deal with for a little while as I pay them off. No trips to Disney or anywhere else for a year or two I guess.

    That doesn’t mean I won’t be going to Eric’s at the end of the month though. Already reserved the hotel room and I’m looking forward to my week of vacation during Halloween. Thus far it looks like it will be a smaller gathering than past years but just as much fun I am sure. Last year we took the girls to Disney over Halloween so I missed out on going. It’ll be nice to see everybody.

     


  6. Blogging

    September 28, 2011 by Richard

    So up until the previous Wordless Wednesday post I put up a few minutes ago this is the first time I’ve blogged since April.

    April?

    Holy Shit.

    So why do I even bother to keep my site(s) online?

    Good question.

    I won’t even apologize for the lack of posting. That’s pretty fucking lame. Suffice it to say that I have been busy with other pursuits. Work, work, occasional sleep, work…I think you get the picture. That and after twelve years of blogging it just hasn’t been quite as important.

    Twelve years. That seems sort of amazing to me and it’s one of the reasons I am online typing this right now. Quite a bit has changed for me over the last twelve years, both online as well as in real life.

    Originally I mainly wrote about techie stuff, mostly Windows customization. Then I started drifting into crime as well as personal updates. I drifted into the whole social media thing. Twitter and Facebook  as well as a few others. I used them along with about fifteen or twenty other sites mainly to promote my web sites but over the last couple of years Facebook and now Google+ have pretty much replaced the blog as the place to post my thoughts. It’s a hell of a lot easier to type out a 140 character soundbite to tell how I am doing than it is to actually put down what’s going through my head…

    I enjoy blogging though and while I may or may not continue to blog on any type of regular basis only time will tell. Don’t know about the crime blogging though. My crime site is still online and will most likely remain so since I still have advertising income coming in from that but I don’t know if I will return to it. I plan on at least putting out an update over there today but I don’t have any regular plans to update the site. Perhaps one of the folks that occasionally stop in will also put out a story or two. You never know. All total I have five different domains I still own (I let the other five lapse). This is one, the crime site is another and Shadowscope (my original blog) is still there too. I have it up to syndicate and pull in my posts from both sites because it’s been up so long. I also own a domain I used to put tech stuff online but am not currently using it or my daughter’s site which has also been pretty much abandoned.

    Whatever. So how about an update or two?

    I am unfortunately getting older every day and things that were important to me a decade ago no longer seem quite so important, having been supplanted by other new crap :)

    My son who I have posted about in the past finished his time in the Marine Corps and returned safely home to us in June. He is currently working for me until he starts school in January. He’ll be going to Columbia University in New York City. We are very excited about that. It’ll be a great experience for him as well as open a lot of doors. He’s considering getting his degree in Economics. We’ll see.

    The girls are busy as well. The youngest is right and my eldest daughter will be fourteen next month. Fuck, where does the time go. She’s involved in music and most likely this will be the path she will be taking. She plays in the band at the middle school but is also one of a few middle school students who get to play in the local high school’s marching band.

    Of course I am still doing the same old shit. I have been moved around to different stores several times and now have the exact same district I was running five years ago. Of course it’s in horrible shape so I get to spend the next six months getting shit right. I have pretty much quit wondering why some people in management don’t give a fuck enough about their job to actually do it as they are asked. It’s pointless. All I can do is go in and be an asshole and make whatever changes are needed to get things back in line. It’s going to hurt my paycheck for several months but in the end it’s the right thing to do.

    I had some other shit I wanted to write about but that train of thought has completely derailed by the ramen noodles my daughter just made. Guess it’s time to sign out.


  7. Wordless Wednesday

    September 28, 2011 by Richard




  8. Captain Obvious’ Guide to Bra Sizes

    April 12, 2011 by Richard

    Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

    If you have wondered why but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

    {A} Almost?
    {B} Barely.
    {C} Can’t Complain.
    {D} Dayum!
    {DD} Double dayum!
    {E} Enormous!
    {F} Fake.
    {G} Get a Reduction.
    {H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!!!.

    Just Sayin’

    Found someplace on te interwebs.


  9. Elizabeth Taylor R.I.P 1932-2011

    March 23, 2011 by Richard

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  10. There’s a Hole in Your Butt

    March 23, 2011 by Richard

    So apparently I need to think about purchasing a few more pairs of slacks for work. While I have changed a bit (for whatever reason) up until a year or so ago I just wore the same damn clothes for YEARS. Truly. Until they fell apart and I had to buy new ones. I just never saw the need for it and have never been one to worry about whether or not I was in style. I wore the same pair of sneakers until they fell apart and would buy one new pair of jeans a year. T-Shirts, hell I have T-shirts older than all three of my children combined.

    One necessary evil was the need for new work clothes on occasion. Since I wear black slacks and my uniform more often than anything else, I obviously have to purchase new pairs a bit more often but generally I stick to the same rule. When the shit falls apart, replace it. While I am not quite so tight about it anymore I do tend to wear them out as my family noticed this morning.

    I grabbed a pair of black kakis off the hanger this morning just like normal but these had developed a small hole in my right cheek which of course I paid no attention to but the wife noticed immediately.

    “There’s a hole in your butt”

    “Yes, there are two”

    No response…

    Then my eight-year-old walks into the bathroom a couple of minutes later and tells me pretty much the same thing,

    “Daddy, you have a hole in your butt”

    “So do you”

    “No I don’t”

    “Why do you think they call it a butthole?”

    At which point peals of small child laughter ensue and the wife thanks me for teaching our daughter something new…

    A minute passes and Ruth tells me,

    “Yeah, thanks for teaching me that”

    She returns a minute or so later,

    “Thanks for teaching me that, I’m going to repeat it at school”

    “If you do I will ground you forever…and a day”

    Deafening silence.

    The butthole parent gene ALWAYS wins.